If I Don't Write This Stuff Down, I'll Surely Forget

Me: Bethany, stop aggravating your sister.
Bethany: I'm just doin' my job, my jobby job, job.

Hahaha!

Little Munchkin just asked me if she could eat a Santa shaped gummy candy, apparently left over from Christmas. I told her she could. She thanked me enthusiastically and scampered off. Seconds later, I heard her gleefully proclaim to her sister, "Santa's gonna have a party in my tummy!"

Indeed.